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The Car Window Epiphany

It was a gorgeous day, too gorgeous to experience in the confines of a car. I rolled the window down part way…and then rethought my decision after immediately experiencing the wind and the noise that resulted. Defeated, I rolled the window back up…and learned something new.

Fairy GodBoyfriend: Did you fart?

Princess: Excuse me?

FGB: Did you fart?

Princess: No. Why?

FGB: You rolled the window down and back up again. That’s what guys do when they fart in a car.

Princess: (explodes into laughter)

You know, I’ve seen people roll car windows up and down my whole life, and it has never occurred to me that there was a common cause. What an innocent little princess I am. I’m not sure I ever gave much thought as to a cause at all. Now, every time someone rolls down a window, I’m going to be suspect.

I do love these little epiphanies.

Originally published at AletheaKontis.com. You can comment here or there.

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cairech
Dec. 30th, 2010 07:11 pm (UTC)
It's not just boys that do that. It was a lot worse before I went gluten-free. It was more like, roll the window down & leave it down for a few minutes.
cairech
Dec. 30th, 2010 07:11 pm (UTC)
and maybe hang your head out the window.
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