When I finish whatever the heck I'm going on about, Ridley says, "Does anyone have a cameraphone?" Well, I've brought my camera of course so I whip it out, flattered that he might want pictures of all of us. "...because in my 25 (or however long) years of touring, I've never actually seen anyone use my book as a napkin. I need to put this on my blog."
So yes. Ridley Pearson loves me, and I'm going to be in his blog. Not because I researched him on the internet all morning and learned about his adopted daughter and his trip to China, not because I am a stunningly beautiful Ingram buyer and stellar conversationalist, not because we are fellow NYT bestselling authors...but because I completely, unthinkingly, used his book as a napkin.